Episode 1: Nangnangnangnang
Episode 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Episode 3: This Unblessed Biscuit
Episode 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Episode 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Episode 6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Episode 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Episode 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Episode 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Episode 10: On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!
Episode 11: Tazed In The Lady Nuts
Episode 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Episode 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court
Episode 14: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Episode 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Episode 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Episode 17: Welcome Home, Jake
Episode 18: West Side Story
Episode 19: Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
Episode 20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Episode 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Episode 22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead